ToastMasterM's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Spoilsbury Toast Boy -2]

F***ed up!

Dear god firth, where do you get off having a boy watch his grandother get ass raped by an anthropomorphic beetle?!?!? This scared the browns outta me! I commend thee for your sickness!

[Milkman]

W.T.F.

This made no sense at all, it didnt seem to have a moral either except that if you see a crazy misshapen person raping the corpse of your mom, he'll shoot you. It didnt make me lagh. at all. Still, good marks for the style.

[The Last Mario Parody]

Okay....could be better

Seemed okay... But it was too short and the ending was predictable. Maybe you should make a sequel, only animate it just a smidge better.

eaglewing responds:

1. I don't see how it's predictable. Yeah he died but that's a little too general. How he died was a little different from the other parodies.
2. The reason it was so short was because of the length of the song.
3. If I make another, it will be with Luigi.

[Problems]

kill me now!

There arent enough words in in the thesaurus related to "shit" to describe how this flash must have been made from gods zit puss. Please, never darken our screens with anything like this ever again.

[TANKMEN 1.5]

HA HA HA!

Holy fucking crap, that was hilarious! Especially the "hey you guys, I'm gonna be a dad"!

That was horrible, yet hilarious!

More tankmen!

[My GOD, Robots! Episode10]

Hilarleelus

Wow, that thing is as close to bringing back invader zim as you can get, the toaster even sounded like David Horvitz! Cant wait for season 2!

[Salad Fingers Episode 7]

Creepy yet funny

Salad fingers has always been incredibly creepy, yet funny at the same time cause the salad fingers guy is british. This one is the least creepy one yet, and I rather enjoyed the subtle backstory of Salad Fingers "brother" "returning", as it possibly hinted at how salad fingers world became what it is when he mentioned "youre back from the great war". That explains all the mutants and scorched trees. but it might have been just one of salad fingers weird delusions again, so you never know...

[360 - Console Wars]

Funny!

Wow, thats awsome, I like the bow and arrows of the PS3 army lol.

Very funny, very funny! the Wii should be in there though, whether or not it outsells the other ones.

[Hero WAR Second Impact]

Action-y!

Wow, talk about nostalgia... Excellent work, although the theme seemed to be :Violence for violences sake" rather any actual Hero type stuff.

V for Vendetta guy didnt get a big enough part! V is THE BEST. PERIOD. He should have won.

Good job though!